Adam's Law
My friend Adam, whose birthday was fucked up by the notorious Osama Bin Laden, informed me of a new sociological law he discovered while on jury duty.
Most of us know the world is full of morons, doofuses, and idiots. When ten out of twelve of the people on the jury (which is supposed to be a random sample of people in our area) turned out to be complete morons, Adam did the math. 10/12 = 87.5%
I've always known the percentage of morons in a given area was high, but now I have mathematical proof to support my claims. Now that science has given us an answer, Adam's Law is as follows: "87.5% of the world's population are complete fucking morons."
That is all. Isn't science fun?!
Disclaimer: Present company excluded. :)
Most of us know the world is full of morons, doofuses, and idiots. When ten out of twelve of the people on the jury (which is supposed to be a random sample of people in our area) turned out to be complete morons, Adam did the math. 10/12 = 87.5%
I've always known the percentage of morons in a given area was high, but now I have mathematical proof to support my claims. Now that science has given us an answer, Adam's Law is as follows: "87.5% of the world's population are complete fucking morons."
That is all. Isn't science fun?!
Disclaimer: Present company excluded. :)
posted by MobileSuitPilotX at 6/09/2005 04:30:00 PM
2 Comments:
Are you finished with all your scientific mumbo jumbo? I have to get back to the real world on MTV and my budweiser is getting warm. Adam can at least be proud that we caught Saddam, who was as we all know, resposible for 9-11, or at least that's what Dan Rather said... I can't recall though it was football season after all.
too suptle Justin?
Tony
Loud and clear, Tony. :)
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